Eight Maids...

On the Eighth Day of Christmas 
My True Love gave to me
Eight Maids A-Milking...
Can you name these 8 famous maids?

Would you want them at your wedding?

If only she had a Fairy Godmother...

Who'd work at Fawlty Towers?

New York's finest

Downton's finest

The world's most famous bridesmaid...

Robin's Sweetheart

Camelot's Sweetheart

Enjoy!

Every correct answer emailed here wins a prize!

kxx

Seven Swans a-swimming!

On the Seventh Day of Christmas
My True Love gave to me
Seven Swans A-Swimming...
Can you find all 7 Swans a-swimming AND 
6 Geese a-laying, 
Five Gold Rings, 
Four Calling Birds, 
Three French Hens, 
Two Turtle Doves 
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree hidden in this picture? 
Like Where's Wally-at Christmas!
(Click the picture to enlarge it)

Good luck - and Enjoy!
kxx

Top Ten Christmasses!

Top Ten Choose-Day!
Top Ten Christmasses in Literature!
Christmas is such a magical, emotional, special time of year - especially in books. Here's my top ten fictional Christmasses - in no particular order! 
Which is your favourite Christmas? 


The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe 
C.S. Lewis
In the land where it's always winter but never Christmas, Peter, Lucy and Susan meet Father Christmas - a sure sign that the White Witch's power is on the wane. Cause for celebration and Christmas presents! Of, er, weaponry. To children...

Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone 
J.K. Rowling
It's Harry's first Christmas at Hogwarts, and his best one ever. There's magic in the air, with real-live fairies, carolling ghosts, and magical snow! Plus he's surprised to get a very unexpected Christmas present - an Invisibility Cloak!

A Christmas Carol 
Charles Dickens
For Ebenezer Scrooge, it's certainly a Christmas he won't forget! During a very disturbed night's sleep he encounters the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future and ultimately makes a life-changing decision to alter his ways.

The Snowman 
Raymond Briggs
Though not strictly occurring at Christmas, James's magical adventure with his beloved Snowman has become a Christmas tradition. Beautifully and wordlessly told,  the story of the snowman James built coming to life and taking him flying off to the North Pole to dance with other snowmen and meet Father Christmas is a bitter-sweet classic.

Father Christmas 
Raymond Briggs
Another Raymond Briggs classic, his portrayal of Father Christmas as a grumpy, over-worked old man is original, funny, and affectionate. This poor old Father Christmas has no elves to help him, just his endlessly patient dog and cat and two reindeer, but as Christmas Eve approaches it's clear he loves what he does - even delivering presents to the Queen!

How The Grinch Stole Christmas 
Dr Seuss
The Grinch, whose heart is two sizes too small, has had his fill of Who-ville's holiday celebrations, so plans to steal all their presents to prevent Christmas from coming. To his surprise, Christmas comes anyway and he learns the true meaning of the holiday.

The Night Before Christmas Clement Moore
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...
Perhaps the most famous Christmas poem of all time.

The Polar Express 
Chris Van Allsburg
On Christmas Eve, a young boy is surprised to see a train outside his house - a train that takes him to the North Pole! There he meets elves and Santa himself, who offers him the very first gift of Christmas. He chooses a silver bell from Santa's sleigh, and though he loses it, it is there under his tree on Christmas morning. But it can only be heard by those who truly believe.

The Nutcracker 
E.T.A. Hoffman
Perhaps now more famous as a ballet, The Nutcracker started life as a story, telling the tale of a nutcracker that comes to life, battles with the evil mouse king, then takes Marie (the girl who tended to his wounds) on a tour of Christmas Wood and Candytown. Her love breaks the spell over him, and they both live happily ever after.

War Game 
Michael Foreman
After a game of football on the village green, four teenage boys decide to enlist in the armed forces to fight in World War 1 in search of short adventure and lots of fun. Unfortunately, they get more than they bargained for, as the war lasts several years, and the highlight for the four friends is a very memorable game of football played one Christmas Day on no-man's land - against the Germans...


So which is your favourite Christmas? 
Don't forget to leave your comment for a chance to win!

Geese A-Laying!

On the Sixth Day of Christmas 

My True Love gave to me

Six Geese A-Laying...

Can you catch the eggs as they're being laid? Watch out because eggs aren't all that these geese lay!!

Chicken Egg

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On The Fifth Day of Christmas

My True Love gave to me

Five Gold Rings!

Can you fill in the missing words in this Christmas story?

One magical Christmas Eve, Mary Christmas and Noel, were walking home through the snow when suddenly –

‘Help!’ Mary Christmas cried. I’ve lost one of my diamond _ _ _ RINGs! It must have fallen off when I took my hat off at the circus!

Noel, RING the _ _ _ _ _ _ , it might have been stolen!'

‘Don’t worry!’ Noel said, pulling out his _ _ _ RING. 'I’ll drive you back there in no time.'

Sure enough, there it was in the Big Top, in the middle of the _ _ _ _ _ _ RING.

Suddenly the spotlight fell on Mary and she gasped as Noel dropped to his knees. 
‘Will you marry me?’ he asked, pulling out an 
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ RING.

‘Of course!’ Mary cried. 'This is the best Christmas ever!’

Top Four Calling Birds!

On the Fourth Day of Christmas 
my true love gave to me
Four Calling Birds...
Which, to me this Christmas has to mean Twitter!
So here are my top four 'calling birds' well worth following for their fun, interesting and entertaining tweets...

@Tamsyn Tweetie Author of the fabulous 'Afterlife' series, Tamsyn's sparky tweets always brighten up my day.

@Keris Author of Della Says OMG and Jessie ♥ NYC Keris always has something interesting & funny to say.

@MaureenJohnson Author of 13 Little Blue Envelopes, MJ is sometimes controversial, often funny, and always worth a read.

@Bubblecow Packed full of wonderful advice for writers, Bubblecow is a must-follow for anyone with writerly aspirations.


And if you'd like to follow me, I'm @katiedaleuk!
Merry Tweetmas! 

Festive Friday DOs & DON'Ts at Publishers (or any!) Parties...

This one counts!
- Just find 2 more!

On the Third Day of Christmas 
my true love gave to me
Three French Hens...
Find 3 French hens scattered round my website then email me here to say where you found them - and win!
The French certainly know how to party, but here are my 
Five Festive Friday DOs and DON'Ts 
for publishers parties this Christmas:

Teri Terry - author of the
upcoming SLATED

DO meet up with some fellow-attendees before the party - I recommend Helen Dennis, Kate O'Hearn, Teri Terry, Kathryn James, Fiona Robertson, and Chris Hill for a delightful mix of giggles and invaluable writerly wisdom and advice. 


DO line your stomach first (preferably at an unexpectedly extravagantly expensive restaurant where they move already-dining people to accomodate a table for 8...)

DO then order only side orders and/or dessert (Recommended: Cauliflower Cheese, Chips, Crumble) and watch the look on the waitress's face...

Lucy Jones - author of the upcoming
THE NIGHTMARE FACTORY

DO catch up with everyone you met at last year's party - it's so much more fun if you already know people, particularly the lovely Holly Webb, Lucy Jones, Karen Ball and Catherine Coe.


DO be brave - talk to those actually-not-so-scary editors and famous authors/illustrators wandering past (Kes Gray) - they're really friendly and approachable once you're brave enough (or tipsy enough) to say Hi!


DON'T accidentally spend your entire cab fare on raffle tickets - even though you might win an Ipod dock (though you don't actually have an Ipod) and then leave said Ipod dock at the bar!

DON'T choose canapes with a risk factor (Chicken satay with drippy sauce in particular, followed closely by brownies with melting ice-cream on top, and (surprisingly) spring rolls with flaky pastry and chilli dip! Disastrous!)

SO pretty - but great for
running for the Tube!

DON'T forget a spare pair of flat shoes should your gorgeous party heels begin to rub/blister/bruise your feet after five minutes/hours!


DON'T drive to the station - get a taxi or a lift so you can let your hair down properly!


DON'T drink so much bubbly you can't find your way back to the Tube or fall asleep and miss your stop! (There are taxis waiting at the end of each tube line ready to charge sleepy passengers extortionate fees to get back to the city!)


Most of all - Enjoy yourself!!